WELCOME TO THE CARPET ZONE

You feel it inside of you. The rage. Is the carpet industry fucking you sideways?
Did your wife leave you for a carpet oligarch?
Do you think that paying 1000 euros for a carpet is too much?
Dont worry. You can now own

DIGITAL CARPET

That's right. If you press on this carpet right NOW, you can have a digital carpet of your own. No registration required. This CARPET is AMAZING. GET IT RIGHT NOW.